Quotes of the Day
Sat Apr 19 07:45:06 2014 GMT » FEED SITE
John Updike | "A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience."
Ralph Novak | "Reading this book is like waiting for the first shoe to drop."
George Iles | "A superstition is a premature explanation that overstays its time."
Jeph Jacques | "That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room."
Evan Esar | "A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended."
Demetri Martin | "I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert."
H. L. Mencken | "Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."
Mark Twain | "Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough."
Carl Jung | "Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves."
Robert Benchley | "Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony."
Jef Raskin | "Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining."