Quotes of the Day
Thu Jul 31 07:45:23 2014 GMT » FEED SITE
Italian Proverb | "Once the game is over, the King and the pawn go back in the same box."
Rita Mae Brown | "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
Redd Foxx | "Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing."
G. K. Chesterton | "Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere."
Bill Tammeus | "Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months."
Solomon Short | "Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, 'The black cat is always the last one off the fence.' I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly true."
H. L. Mencken | "It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf."
Halifax | "Nothing has an uglier look to us than reason, when it is not on our side."
George Bernard Shaw | "If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience."
Rita Rudner | "My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."
Tom Lehrer | "The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability."