deoxy · news / ODD  cache

   
 
 Home · About · Bot · Category · Cloud · Link · MyNews · Search

          
DeadBrain daily news satire
Mon Feb 4 04:43:43 2008 GMT
  » FEEDSITE

  • Record number of people 'forget who Pete Doherty is'
  • Immigrant: Does the jobs you hate
  • American writers strike turns nasty
  • Millennium Goals 'pushed back until next one'
  • Thousands inconvenienced as trains operate normally
  • New Year celebrations too risky, says Government
  • Canada seizes North Pole
  • Bush: Pakistan may join the "Axle of Evil"
  • Iran imprisons Dumbledore
  • News channels scramble to cover Campbell resignation
  • Ming Campbell quits after long health battle
  • Patients banned from hospitals on health grounds
  • Nine million dead as agencies battle for splash
  • UN deadlock on Amy Winehouse crisis
  • Prescott "could be replaced by bucket of lard"
  • Government to combat Hull, Tewkesbury flood risk with new Thames barrier
  • Exclusive: Disastrous flooding could happen again, sometime
  • Government in tough crackdown on binge-raining
  • Discordian Research Technology
    Fri May 9 07:43:54 2008 GMT
      » FEEDSITE

  • KallistiCon 2008: If You’re Not There, You’re No Where
  • Happy St. Tib’s Day
  • Washing Myself
  • The Mystery of The Apple
  • Bullshit Makes You Poorer, Not Healthier
  • Do It For Science
  • Bees Can Fly
  • Bube Toob
  • The Heart Condition
  • Cow Cocoons
  • eNuze
    Mon Jan 2 02:44:06 2006 GMT
    sitefeedarchive

  • [Funny] Lost, a hamster named Duckie
  • [Funny] Group Protest's Wrong Congressman
  • [Interesting] Spaceship Seen At Star Wars: Episode 3 Showing
  • [Funny] Ghetto Version of Trivial Pursuit
  • [Interesting] Arab Doll A Hot Item In Mideast
  • [Funny] 272nd time a charm for man on driving test
  • [Odd] Skeletal Remains Found In Chimney
  • [Scary] Driving instructor gives lesson in road rage
  • [Funny] Size matters as KFC ad banned
  • [Ironic] Chinese online gamer stabbed for selling virtual sword
  • [Scary] Tractor driver suffocates under pile of manure
  • [Funny] Thief Steals Poop From Woman Walking Dog
  • [Interesting] Underdogs win national underwater robot championship
  • [Stupid] Robber Jailed After Using Banana As Weapon
  • [Funny] 'Wedgie' Added to Webster's Dictionary
  • [Funny] Pay Your Taxes, Pa-Rum-Pum-Pum-Pum....
  • [Funny] Police raid over home alone hamster
  • [Absurd] US casino company buys stripper's implant
  • [Ironic] Castro gives rice cookers to women
  • Exploding Cigar Weird News
    Mon Apr 7 15:44:36 2008 GMT
      » FEEDSITE

  • Man faces prison for attacking boy with a hedgehog
  • India develops curry hand grenade
  • Children in poor countries need more toilets
  • Thief thwarted with frozen ham
  • Matt Damon and wife expecting a baby
  • Baby that survived tornado nicknamed “Tumbleweed”
  • Airborne pays out millions due to phony cold-cure claims
  • Cat survives tornado and fire
  • FARK
    Mon May 12 03:44:30 2008 GMT
      » FEEDSITE

  • [Spiffy] Man with terminal cancer gets his wish to meet the Dallas Cowbys Cheerleaders. Still no cur...
  • [Cool] Some guy decides to draw every road in America - and he means *every* road. The result is the...
  • [Dumbass] Today's schoolteacher sex scandal brought to you by an elite private school in Montrea...
  • [Obvious] What cops want during a traffic stop. Doughnuts curiously absent
  • [Followup] Holey throat, Batman Turns out that the man who performed a tracheotomy on himself has ha...
  • [Cool] The most awesome three headed bee you'll see all day
  • [Stupid] Police raid flea market, preventing sales of counterfeit Chanel, Prada and Louis Vuitton it...
  • [Interesting] National Bicycle Dealers Association reports strong spike in bicycle sales. In other n...
  • [Weird] Wal-Mart store detective gives chase to woman who shoplifted baby wipes. Stroller overturns,...
  • [Cool] Michigan lady just decided to pay $20.00 for a $1.00 parking ticket given to her back in 1976...
  • [Stupid] If you're a white officer in the NYPD and are going to hassle a black motorist, make su...
  • [Interesting] Family says girl's mouth taped shut at school. Girl says, "mmm mm mmmmm mm mm...
  • [Amusing] The first rule of Cuddle Party is, you do not talk -- No wait, it's keep your pajamas on
  • [Photoshop] Photoshop this ferocious dog
  • [Weird] Ohio man jailed when 18-year old daughter fails to pass GED exam
  • [Interesting] Mother's Day was invented 100 years ago in Philadelphia to make up for their deep ...
  • [Scary] "I love her dearly," mother says of daughter who allegedly plotted to kill her. Mo...
  • [Interesting] "Babylosers" more educated than their "babyboomer" parents, but ha...
  • Find of the Day
    Sun May 11 07:44:36 2008 GMT
      » FEEDSITE

  • Best Mom
  • I Love My Mom
  • Carl Sagan, Where Are You When We Need You?
  • Goodbye
  • Math Problem
  • Dishes
  • James Spader(?) in a Dress
  • Movie Night
  • Light Reading for the Commode?
  • At 100 Miles Per Hour
  • Fortean Times: Breaking
    Mon May 21 11:52:03 2007 GMT
      » FEEDSITE

  • Gorilla rampages through Dutch zoo
  • Piles of rocks spark an American Indian mystery
  • Woman survives internal decapitation
  • Window cleaner drowned in bucket of water
  • More Antarctic marine oddities found
  • "My calf's got two noses..."
  • Flying cars petrify residents in Beckenham
  • Reality Sandwich - a new thinkpiece site worth checking out
  • 2007 optical illusion contest winners announced
  • Mummy found in Costa Brava flat
  • Twelve dinosaur eggs found in India
  • Is Glasgow's Necropolis a giant masonic symbol?
  • Workers rescued from tank of dense fish poo
  • Cyclist OK after truck runs over head
  • X-ray of Japanese woman shows bullet that entered her head in WWII
  • Can US military's plasma lasers explain some UFO sightings?
  • Claim: James Bond writer involved in witch prosecution
  • Scientists create 'plastic' blood
  • Sake may power cars in the future
  • Hunt for real life 'were-rabbit'
  • Wisconsin farmer finds new calf has two noses
  • UFOs spotted over Northern Ireland
  • Pinhead art sells for £11m
  • Dog stuck on cliff-hanger for two weeks
  • Good Plastic Surgery
    Sat May 10 15:47:02 2008 GMT
      » FEEDSITE

  • Angelina Jolie - Her Road To Superstar Looks
  • The new Mila Kunis
  • Ben Savage's Nose Knows
  • Mischa Barton proud of her cankles
  • Audrina Patridge's Enhanced Rack
  • Kristin Cavalleri
  • Miss Universe 2004 Jennifer Hawkins
  • 13 Year Old Gets Facial Birthmark Removed
  • New Treatment For Acne Scars
  • Uma Thurman's Nose
  • Rachel Hunter Has Scars Under Her Boobs
  • Bye Bye Boobies
  • Ryan Gosling's Nose
  • A new nose and chin
  • Reality TV Star Claims Lipodissolve Works For Her
  • Graffiti News
    Mon May 12 03:44:43 2008 GMT
      » FEEDSITE

  • Minneapolis doles out $164500 for graffiti prevention and clean-up - Twin Cities Planet
  • A fine line between aerosol art and graffiti - Twin Cities Planet
  • Take note of graffiti ‘blooming’ in your neighborhood - Fairbanks Daily News-Miner
  • A place for our own personal graffiti - Globe and Mail
  • 40 Graffiti Artists to Bomb Venice Walls on Sunday - LAist
  • Afternoon update: Sentinel following stories on Ano Nuevo, anti ... - San Jose Mercury News
  • Police crack down on graffiti - Manx Radio
  • Second anti-Semitic message discovered at UCSC - San Jose Mercury News
  • The art of self expression - TheChronicleHerald.ca
  • iWorkWithFools
    Mon Feb 4 04:46:30 2008 GMT
      » FEEDSITE

  • Taking a Break from Fools
  • Bitch With No Identity
  • New Employee Feeling Unwelcome By 2 People
  • Scissors/Post-Its/Tape
  • Queen of Annoying Coworkers!
  • Office Gremlin
  • Thanksgiving Break...
  • Caps LOCK
  • Asshole making me want to quit
  • Another Crazy Printer Story
  • Morons.org
    Sat May 10 19:46:04 2008 GMT
      » FEEDSITE

  • Random: Stories We Missed on May. 06, 2008
  • Random: Stories We Missed on May. 05, 2008
  • Random: Stories We Missed on May. 04, 2008
  • Campaign News: North Carolina and Indiana
  • Random: Stories We Missed on May. 02, 2008
  • Random: Stories We Missed on May. 02, 2008
  • Random: Stories We Missed on Apr. 30, 2008
  • Random: Stories We Missed on Apr. 27, 2008
  • Morons in the News: Supreme Court Abridges Voting Rights
  • Random: Stories We Missed on Apr. 23, 2008
  • Random: Stories We Missed on Apr. 21, 2008
  • Random: Stories We Missed on Apr. 21, 2008
  • Campaign News: Pennsylvania Primary
  • Random: Stories We Missed on Apr. 15, 2008
  • Random: Stories We Missed on Apr. 12, 2008
  • Offbeat News
    Mon May 12 03:45:39 2008 GMT
      » FEEDSITE

  • Moreover Technologies
  • Dog owners flock to Fashion Island
  • Elderly blind man bowls perfect 300
  • Poll: Everyday civility declining in Utah
  • Artist has a fresh lick of paint
  • MORE: Meet Pricasso, the penis painter
  • Bar manager gets revenge for tagging
  • Parking ticket paid 31 years late
  • Fla. woman hurt in collision with pelican
  • Woman pays off 1976 parking ticket issued in Mich.
  • SpongeBob SquarePants image painted on historic Colo. cabin (AP)
  • Woman pays off 1976 parking ticket issued in Mich. (AP)
  • Just Sea This Cemetery
  • Her Ticket To A Clear Conscience
  • 3 pythons turn up in German parcel post
  • Happy Mother's Day: Woman pregnant with 18th child
  • Michigan youngster collects a million pennies for his school
  • SpongeBob SquarePants image painted on historic Colorado cabin
  • Onion
    Sun May 11 07:45:54 2008 GMT
      » FEEDSITE

  • The Onion [audio] Christian Slater Dropped From List Of Names To Drop
  • Michel Gondry Entertained For Days By New Cardboard Box
  • [audio] India's Top Physicists Develop Plan To Get The Hell Out Of India
  • [audio] Cheney Adds Rare '64 Kuwait To Oil Cellar
  • Earliest American Scat Found
  • Local Bar Comes Out As Gay
  • New NFL Rule Will Force Players To Have One Of Three Appropriate Haircuts
  • Number Of Acceptable Things Candidates Can Say Now Down To Four
  • Peanut Allergies May Be Cured
  • Nationals Book It After Foul Ball Accidentally Smashes Capitol Rotunda
  • I'm The Denzel Washington In Training Day Of Booking Plane Tickets Online
  • This International Space Station Is A Pig Sty
  • Economic Stimulus Check Burned For Warmth
  • Stronger LASIK Warnings Urged
  • Pope Returns To Vatican With Comprehensive Plan To Blow Up United States
  • Watching TV Shows On DVD The Way To Do It, Area Man Reports
  • 30 Years Of Man's Life Disappear In Mysterious 'Kansas Rectangle'
  • New 'Get The Fuck Outta The Road' Program Aims To Increase Pedestrian Safety
  • Rednova Oddities
    Thu Jun 28 19:49:11 2007 GMT
      » FEEDSITE

  • RedOrbit News
  • Expedition to Look for Bigfoot Evidence
  • Jaw Ailment Could Sideline Eating Champ
  • Wash. Fisherman Cuts Off Own Fingertips
  • Candidates' Names Are Tough in Chinese
  • Indonesian VP OKs Marijuana As Spice
  • Court Upholds Prisoners' Right to Porn
  • Shanghai Drivers Switch to Music Horns
  • Judge: Blood Promise Can't Be Enforced
  • Buried 'Aliens' Are Really Tree Trunks
  • Wis. Man Accused of Stomping Pet Fish
  • Man Gets 10 Years in License Shooting
  • Trumpet Causes Scare in Salt Lake City
  • Wife Blames Shooting on Burglar Alarm
  • Abandoned Trumpet Causes Scare in Utah
  • Drivers Arrested for Speeding at 141 Mph
  • Man, 87, Finishes Steep Uphill Race
  • Officer Loses Job Over Jail 'Sex Show'
  • Woman Blames Shooting on Burglar Alarm
  • Reuters Odd
    Fri May 9 19:46:40 2008 GMT
      » FEEDSITE

  • Men charged after skull dug up, used as bong
  • Chef wants to outlaw out-of-season vegetables
  • "Self-important and irritating"
  • Book lifts lid on star of eerie first Dracula film
  • Royal jewels, rare watches to test auction market
  • Woman fired for giving 16-cent treat to toddler
  • You want fries with that? YES!!!!
  • Sexy orchids do more than embarrass wasps?
  • Safety in numbers for speeding drivers
  • Building boom drives dump truck thefts
  • SFGate Weird News
    Sun May 11 23:46:00 2008 GMT
      » FEEDSITE

  • Just Sea This Cemetery
  • It's 'Your Honor,' Not 'Your Highness'!
  • That's Not A Good Day
  • Body Of Woman, 90, Found On Toilet
  • 48 States, Four Days, $1,000 In Gas
  • 'Funeral Day Burglar' Found Guilty
  • They Sure Sounded Like Strikes
  • Customers Wait Hours For 23-Cent Pizzas In Ohio
  • He's At The 50! The 40! At Uncle Al's Ashes! The 30!
  • Spoof News
    Sun May 11 23:46:09 2008 GMT
      » FEEDSITE

  • The elephant finally leaves the room
  • Mass Book Burning By Burning Bush
  • Vatican Gives German Online Boost
  • New England Patriots "Spy" Tapes - Not What NFL Commissioner Expected
  • Weekly World News
    Fri Sep 1 22:09:05 2006 GMT
    sitefeedarchivewiki

  • AMERICA'S HOTTEST SPORT GOES INTERACTIVE AND TAKES YOU ON...THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE!
  • NEW SECRET WEAPON FOR OUR TROOPS! IT'S PIXIE DUST -- AND IT DEFIES GRAVITY!
  • COMPANY OFFERS ALL THE ADVANTAGES OF MARRIAGE -- WITHOUT ANY DRAWBACKS!
  • GYPSY CURSE TURNS ENTIRE SUPREME COURT BENCH LIBERAL
  • CATHOLIC CHURCH PUTS CONFESSION BOOTHS IN STRIP JOINTS!
  • TIGHTROPE WALKER PLANS TO GO 'WIRELESS'
  • STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN COLLAPSES
  • SODA JERK LIVES UP TO NAME
  • CONGRESSMAN DISMISSED FOR WEARING SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS COSTUME!
  • FOUNTAIN OF VERMOUTH VERMOUTH DISCOVERED!
  • CHURCH & STATE ORDERED TO SEPARATE!
  • BUSH TO STAR ON FOX'S 24?
  • WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT GHOSTS?
  • BELCHING SWORD SWALLOWER ACCIDENTALLY IMPALES AUDIENCE MEMBER
  • GOD SAYS: 'LEAVE ME OUT OF IT!'
  • SAN FRANCISCO HIRES NUDE WOMEN TO PROTECT GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE
  • TIRED OF YOUR TATTOO? Get Rid Of It With A Hand Sander!
  • DEATH'S DOOR DISCOVERED
  • SPAM WINS PULITZER!
  • COMPANY OFFERS SPACE ALIEN INVASION INSURANCE!
  • Weird Spot
    Sun May 11 11:47:08 2008 GMT
      » FEEDSITE

  • Weird Pictures Weird News Strange Bizarre Unusual Sexy Girls
  • Sexy Girl Hot Boobs
  • Man Finds Woman's Wallet Stolen In 1973
  • Bad Parking
  • Man Operates On His Own Throat With Steak Knife
  • Shocked Web Browsing Dog
  • Breastfeeding Associated With Increased Intelligence
  • Bad Horse Jumping Accident
  • Python Swallows Family's Kitten
  • Vikki Blows Glamour Model
  • WeirdAssShit.com
    Fri May 9 19:47:26 2008 GMT
      » FEEDSITE

  • Real-life Tron
  • Irish Jig
  • Queefing made easy
  • Binary Love
  • Manson
  • Life
  • TattooJohnny
  • New condom roles 'offer job satisfaction'
  • The High Rollers
  • Firefighter in Bikini Accepts Plea Deal
  • Jello
  • Batman and the king
  • got cum?
  • Joe Rogan VS Carlos Mencia
  • Superhero Talk
  •  

     deoxy · news / ODD  cache

       
     
     Home · About · Bot · Category · Cloud · Link · MyNews · Search