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Fri May 25 15:30:01 2012 GMT
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  • This Week In History: VE Day Commemorated With Historic Radio Address From FDR's Rotting Corpse
  • After Weeks Of Media Pressure, Shia LaBeouf Still Refusing To Have Public Meltdown
  • Dying Chevron Executive Excited To One Day Become Oil
  • In Bipartisan Spirit, Obama Makes Deal To Get Kicked In Balls
  • Behind The Pen: How Marriage Works
  • This Week In History: Sears Tower Constructed With Bold Challenge To God Engraved On Roof
  • Santorum Now Viciously Condemning Homosexuals, Minorities, Women For $100000 Speaking Fee
  • Romney Courts Hispanic Vote With Animated Sombrero-Wearing Parrot
  • Medium Channels The Spirits Of Old Acquaintances For Awkward Small Talk
  • It Easy To Tell What Area Man Will Look Like As Skeleton
  • Biden Unveils New Health Initiative To Make US Women Hotter
  • Kanye West In Feud With Nation Of Syria
  • Obama's Approval Rating Down After Photos Surface Of Him Eating Big Sandwich All Alone
  • Report: Typical City Bus Contains No Fewer Than Four Erections At Any Given Time
  • Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook
  • Four American Troops Tragically Killed Along With 23 Afghanis
  • Eric Cantor Tossed By Bucking Mitch McConnell During Congressional Rodeo
  • Democrats: Obama Has Dicked Us Around For Four Years, Now It's Our Turn
  • Reporter Helps Starving Dogs By Personally Shooting Them