BullDada/News

• Leaked UK government plan to create "Pirate Finder General" with the power to appoint militias and create laws: [1]
• The US Postal Service is scrapping its 55-year-long program of letting children send letters to Santa at the North Pole…to Protect The Children from pedophiles: [2]
• A blog written by a discouraged and depressed Scientologist about the evils of ANONYMOUS: [3] (Also: [4])
• Loving T-shirts that ask Christians to pray for President Obama: [5]
• Teacher busted for showing Kung Fu Hustle in class: [6]
• Philppines President signs the Anti-child Pornography act of 2009 into law, which officially classifies kiddie porn manga and anime as real kiddie porn: [7]
• Xbox 360 Left 4 Dead 2 leaked to torrent sites: [8] (Assassin's Creed 2, too: [9])
• Ric Flair leaves fellow wrestling legend Hulk Hogan a bloody mess as the pair kick off their tour of Australia: [10]
• YouTube introduces automatic captions for deaf viewers: [11]
• US residents fight for the right to hang laundry: [12]
• Kellogg's turns a breakdown at their waffle-making plant into a golden marketing opportunity – the Great Eggo Waffle Shortage: [13]
• Microsoft denies it built a "backdoor" in Windows 7: [14]
• Russian politician introduces a bill to remove God from the Russian national anthem: [15]
• Authorities in Orange County, New York try to force a local newspaper to reveal the identities of two people who posted anonymous comments to the paper's Web site: [16]
• Nigerian dad kills his two-year-old son because of a prophecy that the child was a wizard: [17]
• Brave Christians plan to defend Christmas from those evil atheists by staging a live Nativity scene on the steps of the United States Supreme Court: [18]
• How can the police raise money in these troubled times? Seize the private property of criminal suspects: [19]
• Peruvian gang murders people and sells their body fat on the black market for $60,000 a gallon: [20]
• Women turn to prostitution and blame it on global warming: [21]
• Britain is leading the world in an explosion of hermaphrodite babies: [22]
• Muslim countries (still) seek to ban blasphemy: [23]
• The EU elects its very first President, and people are less than impressed: [24]
• Customs agents seize 316,000 bongs disguised as Christmas ornaments: [25] (I guess this is part of the War on Christmas?)
• Austria to allow civil partnerships for gays: [26]
• United Arab Emirates to ban plastic bags: [27]
• Kimbrough Middle School in Mesquite, Texas bans schoolkids from wearing skinny jeans: [28]
• The Ku Klux Klan rallies to protest Mississippi college from banning the song "From Dixie With Love:" [29]
• New Jersey teenager sues her school after she is forbidden from participating in a day of silent protest against abortion: [30]

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• Tokyo introduces the least sexy and most frightening fembot ever: [31]
• A whole lotta creepy Twilight swag in one convenient link: [32]

• Conspiracy theorists take note – the National Security Agency (NSA) worked with Microsoft on the development of Windows 7: [1]
• Our friends at Way of the Master ministries will be distributing over 100,000 "complete" copies of Darwin's Origin of Species with a special Creationism introduction: [2]
• Texas' gay marriage ban may have banned all marriages: [3]
• PS3s used to crack PCs with kiddie porn: [4]
• FBI suspects that terrorists are considering attacking the US with "cyber attacks:" [5] (…well, this is the 21st century, right?)
• ANONYMOUS member sentenced to a year in prison for taking part in online attacks against Scientology Web sites in early 2008: [6]
• There have been more than 2 million attacks against the Web site of China's Ministry of National Defense since it went online three months ago: [7]
• Secret oil rigs in Los Angeles uncovered: [8]
• Bill introduced to ban picking your nose while driving: [9]
• Arkansas cop tasers 10-year-old girl in her own home: [10]
• Russia extends its ban on the death penalty by several weeks, though its days appear to be numbered: [11]
• A new bill to ban the use of peer-to-peer file-sharing software on all federal government computers and networks: [12]
• How to unblock Skype: [13]
• Indianapolis public schools censor pagan Web content as well as other groups: [14]
• Don't bring that snow globe decoration with you when you fly on a plane: [15]
• NFL bans the "Captain Morgan pose:" [16]
• Chelmsford, Massachusetts school bans candy canes, calling them religious items: [17]
• Armed police deploy to Nepal village to keep the peace during a mass animal sacrifice involving thousands of livestock: [18]
• Germany constitutional court upholds ban on public support of Nazi regime: [19]
• Atheists oppose the idea of a Christian-only prison in Oklahoma: [20]
• Here comes a spray-on anesthetic to prevent premature ejaculation: [21]
• Online gaming's dirty little secret: [22]
• A campaign to stop abuses against accused witches: [23]
• Remember that UFO? It's easy to give kids fake memories: [24]
• Philippines' Gay Party fights to legally run in next year's elections: [25]
• Dadgummit, where will we buy our Nazi matchboxes now? [26]
• More on the scary virus that downloads kiddie porn to your PC: [27]

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• From Reverend Lunatim – new world record stick bomb with 2250 sticks: [28]

• In a complete surprise to no one, the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops decides to reaffirm its stance that Those Godless Homosexuals should never marry, and you can only have sex for procreation: [1]
• Evangelical nuts want Obama dead: [2]
• Afghan asylum seeker wins right to stay in Britain after converting to Christianity: [3]
• Libyan ruler Moammar Khadafy hires 200 beautiful women to come to dinner, where he attempts to convert the entire group to Islam: [4]
• Techie holy water and geeky bishops: [5]
• Not to cause a panic, but the dollar will be utterly destroyed and become virtually worthless: [6]
• Why Sir Ian McKellen rips pages from hotel Bibles: [7]
• African Commission on Human and Peoples' Rights takes up the issue of Gambia's witch hunts: [8]
• School employee loses his job because a newspaper columnist rats out his online blog comments to his employer: [9]
• Modern Warfare 2 is not banned in Russia; Activision chose to censor the game on its own: [10]
• Man marries his own daughter so she can stay in Britain: [11]
• How to hack China for just $1,800: [12]
• Scientists create bacteria that lights up around land mines: [13]
• Google finally bans scam ads for white teeth and flat stomachs: [14]
• You know all that talk about global warming? Tel it to these folks: [15]
• Porn director to do a fictionalized version of the story of that kid who was kidnapped and held as a sex slave…his actual quote is, "We’re trying to figure out a way to do this so it’s not exploitative:" [16]
• Not Evil Just Wrong – A new documentary from the American Family Association that aims to expose global warming as a new religion which threatens Christianity: [17]
• More whining about Saint R. Crumb's comix adaptation of the Book of Genesis: [18]
• The full text of Australian Senator Nick Xenophon's speech on the Church of Scientology: [19]
• The Pirate Bay retires the world's largest BitTorrent tracker: [20]
• Want a divorce in Nigeria? Accuse your wife of witchcraft: [21]

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• Colby the Christian robot wants your soul: [22]

• Chinese censors block Obama's call to free the Web: [1]
• US Supreme Court allows Miami school to ban a book that portrays Cuba as too cheery: [2]
• A different kind of antiviral donation for Africa: [3]
• Einstein said World War III will be fought with thermonuclear weapons, but it seems more likely it will be fought with viruses, trojans, DDOs attacks, and network sabotage: [4]
• Las Vegas police ordered to return everything they seized in their midnight raid on an ANONYMOUS member: [5]
• The winners of the Center for Inquiry's annual Blasphemy Contest: [6]
• What happened when the US government tried to secretly subpoena the IP addresses who visited www.indymedia.org on a specific day…and ordered them not to tell anyone that this happened: [7]
• Atheists upset because video games make fun of them: [8]
• Modern Warfare gamers are more likely to become terrorists: [9]
• Intel Israel rolls out barbed wire to block Orthodox Jewish protesters: [10]
• Women banned from wearing trousers in Paris: [11]
• Buenos Aires grants its first gay marriage license: [12]
• Japan asks South Africa to ban the plastic vuvuzela (thats a musical instrument, folks) from the 2010 World Cup: [13]
• New Saudi university torpedoed by Islam: [14]
• Georgia high school doesn't want any nipples in its yearbook, male or female: [15]
• Tobacco companies find a huge tax loophole to avoid "kill the industry" tax on roll-your-own tobacco: [16]
• Samoa to scrutinize its archaic witchcraft laws: [17]
• Federal lawsuit filed on behalf of students accuses Tennessee schools of promoting Christianity and violating the U.S. Constitution: [18]
• Ahhh, politics – what Sarah Palin needs is a good, solid terrorist attack on the US: [19]
• Prozac for kitties: [20]
• How Hitler and the Nazis tried to steal Christmas: [21]
• Despite the crackdown on witches, spellcasting is still alive and well in Zambia: [22]
• Introducing Spandex, the world's first gay superhero team: [23] (As opposed to comic book fans calling lame issues of X-Men totally gay…)

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• Make the Yuletide gay: [24]

• After banning up to 1 million gamers, Microsoft begins warning consumers about the evils of buying modded Xboxes: [1]
• So, private emails from Holocaust denier David Irving have been leaked onto Wikileaks. What a shame: [2]
• And while we're at it, there's also a secret (and suppressed) video of the decadent naked party thrown by the Crown Prince of Thailand to celebrate his dog's birthday: [3]
• "Cyber warfare" in the modern era: [4] (I still think that's a stupid name…)
• Cocaine, spices, and hormones found in drinking water: [5] (It's enough to make me want to throw away my water filter and drink from the tap!)
• This sounds like a sleazy cable movie – scientist by day, hooker by night: [6]
• This is maybe the fourth or fifth alternative to embryonic stem cells we've seen in the past few years, yet no one ever seems to follow up on them: [7]
• New Zealand butcher factory proudly proclaims, "Our meat is killed in a strictly Christian fashion, so screw you, Muslims:" [8] (Okay, that's a paraphrase, but still…)
• What caused the financial crisis of the past year? Blame Jesus: [9]
• Kuwait parents reject music classes as un-Islamic and Satanic: [10]
• Uganda authorities hate bootleg booze so much that they'll flog the corpse of anyone who dies from drinking illegal hooch: [11]
• Religious leaders slam Modern Warfare 2: [12]
• Lesbians make better parents: [13]
• Growing industrial hemp in Ontario: [14]
• How to get porn on your iPhone: [15]
• High-fructose corn syrup (the sweetener fueling the obesity explosion) is the liquid Satan: [16]
• New and wired – using racism to attack the President. Old and tired – skinheads: [17]
• Leader of the anti-abortion nutjob group Operation Save America calls our friend Richard Bartholomew a fascist meanie poo-poo head: [18]
• Detroit book club challenges its members to read the Bible in 90 days: [19] (How many people have actually read the Bible?)
• An expedition to recover booze abandoned in Antarctica a century ago: [20]
• Anti-Internet-censorship conference is censored: [21]
• The American Family Association's target in this year's War On Christmas is The Gap, Inc.: [22]
• Scientology churches observe International Day for Tolerance: [23] (Translation – "Tolerate us and take our personality tests.")
• Promoting jihad in jail: [24]

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• Dirty, dirty PCs: [25]

• 10-year-old Arkansas student refuses to recite the Pledge of Allegiance until gays have equal rights in America: [1]
• Convicted murderer sues Wikipedia, demands removal of his name: [2] (This was mentioned at the Bulldada Newsblog at least a week ago, but now that it's getting around we have to repeat it…)
• Rupert Murdoch on blocking search engines, "I think we will:" [3]
• Japanese invent glasses that translate everything we say: [4]
• Big Oil wins the war in Iraq: [5]
• First U.S. marijuana cafe opens in Portland: [6]
• Law enforcement Web site warns parents – "If your kid is into Dungeons & Dragons, he's actually a computer addict ripe for grooming by Evil Internet Pedophiles:" [7]
• "Restless vagina syndrome" – Big Pharma's newest fake disease: [8]
• And after you take that medication to reduce your sex drive, you can take another one to increase your sex drive: [9]
• Westboro Baptist Church has been moving from anti-"fag" protests to anti-Jewish protests: [10]
• Lakota Nation files lawsuit against parties in sweat lodge death incident: [11]
• Far-right (and far-out) British National Party votes to allow non-whites to join for the first time: [12]
• Is Microsoft's ban hammer borken? [13] (The title was changed to "broken," but I like "borken." Sounds more l33t.)
• Greek Orthodox Church urges Christians across Europe to unite in an appeal against a ban on crucifixes in classrooms in Italy: [14]
• College student gets arrested on charges of arson and assault so his sister goes around and trashes all copies of the campus newspaper reporting the incident: [15]
• Freedom From Religion Foundation is upset that atheist and pagan Web sites are blocked in schools, but Christian Web sites are not: [16]
• Ex-gay ministries are going on tour across the US, coming soon to a place near you: [17]
• San Francisco's Presbyterian church okays ordination of lesbian minister: [18]
• Hollywood Unmasked – a documentary exposing Satanism and New Age infiltration of Hollywood: [19]
• Monk-turned-heavy metal star gives up the stage and returns to the robe: [20]
• MGM is on its way to the auction block…again: [21]
• Alabama legislator is picking up support for his bill to stop the state's public universities from offering employee benefits to same-sex couples: [22]
• College student find support in campus posses: [23] (Yes, I spelled that right…"posse.")
• Facebook, Wikipedia, and YouTube in the Vatican: [24]
• FDA mulls regulating online claims and discussions about pharmaceuticals: [25] (So, this Internet thing has been in the popular mainstream for, what, 15 years now?)

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• Remember that so-called "book burning" that was going to take place on Halloween? It turned out to be the worst book burning ever: [26]

• California's proposal to ban divorce is actually a satire, and the American Family Association has fallen for it, hook line and sinker: [1] (Maybe that's why they reported the Joe My God blog to the FBI…)
• Thatcher dies and Canadian politicians fall over themselves to mourn: [2]
• NASA discovers water on the moon: [3] (Any sign yet of whalers on the moon?)
• U.K.'s proposal to curb global warning – issue every citizen his or her own "carbon allowance:" [4]
• In preparation for President Obama's visit, China bans an "Obamao" T-shurt that combines the images of Barack Obama and Mao Tse-Tung: [5]
• The awful consequences of open public wi-fi – people are looking at porn in public: [6]
• Suicides in the U.S. Army are on track to reach a new high: [7]
• How cult leader Sun Myung Moon bought Washington: [8]
• Look out, parents – your kids are listening to music with SEX in it: [9] (Cue "Let's Spend The Night Together"…)
• Censored gay sex scenes in From Here to Eternity revealed: [10]
• Russia bans console versions of Modern Warfare 2: [11]
• Wisconsin school advises parents on how to stop their students from "sexting" – take away their cell phones at home: [12]
• Are Earth's oceans made of extraterrestrial material? [13]
• South Carolina candidate for Governor defends Christian prayers at meetings: [14]
• World Society for the Protection of Animals condemns Australia for allowing the ritual slaughter of conscious animals for halal and kosher meat to continue: [15]
• Islamic Party to run local candidates in Spain in 2011: [16]
• Penis promise for thousands of men – scientist successfully replace penis replace tissue in the lab: [17]
• Nazi gnomes invade Germany: [18]
• FDA says it may ban alcoholic drinks with caffeine: [19]
• Seven more Alan Moore comics that could get librarians fired: [20] (Aaargh - I'm a big fan of his work and I'd never heard of The Mirror of Love!)
• Christian groups call for boycott of retailers censoring Christmas: [21]
• Princess Diana comic book under attack in Britain: [22]
• Playboy is up for sale, with an asking price of $300 million: [23]
• Tony Alamo gets maximum sentence for underage sex conviction: [24]
• never mind 2012 – 2013 begins the end of the world for the music and publishing industries: [25]
• OMG people are saying more and more Naughty Words on TV: [26]
• Israel is "personally attacking human rights group" after Gaza war criticism: [27]

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• Thanks to the person who sent this: "…a comic book bio of Twilight author Stephenie Meyer. Turns out her life has been just about as boring as you'd imagine. The best part about it – aside from the really, really bad art and the fact that they have Dracula narrating the thing – is that they depict Stephenie considerably skinnier than she actually is…in a comic series specifically intended to highlight strong women and give girls positive role-models. Niiiiice." [28] [29]

• The UK's "cyber warriors" go into battle in March: [1]
• Wife snares pedophile husband by posing as online schoolgirl using computer in room next door: [2] (I like how in the UK they spell it "paedophile…")
• Why Holocaust denial is on the rise in the Arab world: [3]
• The Vatican declares aliens may be free from original sin: [4]
• Secret copyright treaty threatens Internet freedom: [5]
• Federal government to ban banks from charging overdraft fees unless you give them permission: [6]
• Yogurt drinks could beat bugs that pile the weight on: [7]
• Burger King corporation sued by Burger King restaurants who are ticked off over its $1-burger promotion: [8]
• Fired UK police employee wins his lawsuit claiming religious discrimination for being sacked over his belief that psychic detectives aren't a stupid waste of police resources: [9]
• GOP chairman ends abortion insurance for employees: [10]
• MPAA shuts down free wi-fi in the town of Coshocton, Ohio because of 1 illegal download: [11]
• Loving, open Catholic Archdiocese of Washington, D.C. gives the city an ultimatum – change a proposed same-sex marriage law or they'll stop funding Catholic Charities: [12]
• California cities ban cat declawing: [13]
• Florida gays versus NARTH: [14]
• Lithuanian killer of pedophiles flees country despite public support: [15]
• You'd think the last thing a woman would want to do would be to undergo surgery to improve he shape of her vagina: [16] (But think of all those guys who fall for penis-enhancing scams, day after day…)
• Stripper-mobile shocks even Las Vegas: [17]
• Today's witchcraft killing (and again the victim is a senior citizen) doesn't come from Africa this time – instead, it's from Mexico: [18]
• Federal authorities seize four New York City mosques and a Muslim-owned skyscraper: [19]
• Atheist billboard in Cincinnati moved after threats from loving Christians: [20]
• Americans for Truth call the FBI on gay blogger Joe My God because they can't handle the truth: [21]
• Moderators over at the Xbox Forums seem to be unable to cope with Microsoft's recent banning spree as users complain about console bans: [22]
• UK police ban Christmas carol singers: [23]
• "How will the corporations save themselves from that onerous rule that you can‘t use slaves and prisoners and children to make your products?" [24]
• Chalk one up for porn (or free speech: [25]
• Verizon to become the latest stooge for the RIAA: [26]
• Czech top brass face sacking after Nazi insignia scandal: [27]

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• Why HAL in 2001 sings the song "Daisy" as he dies: [28]
• Poseidon's a pervert: [29]

• Looks like we need to purge the US military of witches before we purge out the Muslims: [1]
• How to DDOS a federal wiretap: [2]
• Russian guy gets reduced sentence for eating his mother after killing her, because he was hungry after spending all her money: [3]
• Thousands of Xbox 360 owners who have been cut off from Microsoft's Xbox Live service will have to buy a new console if they want to play online again: [4]
• And by the way, Microsoft may end up cutting up to 1 million gamers from Xbox Live: [5]
• Coincidentally, Craigslist is brimming with banned Xboxes: [6]
• This guy will become a police officer one day: [7]
• Pressure forces Lou Dobbs to resign from CNN: [8]
• Psychics actually do some good (?), for once: [9]
• On the other hand, a UK police worker is fired for hiring psychic detectives – so he sues the police for religious discrimination: [10]
• Wall Street banks have finagled the government into something else besides a multi-billion-dollar handout: [11]
• Mississippi sports fans won't be chanting "The South Will Rise Again" at games: [12]
• You can't get whale-penis leather seats after all: [13]
• Possessed witches flock to Kenya pastor: [14]
• If you've gotten pregnant with help from a certain Connecticut doctor, you may want to take a closer look: [15]
• Suing Satan in federal court: [16]
• The mother of Lord's Resistance Army leader Joseph Kony makes a wish on her deathbed: [17]
• Families of DC sniper victims celebrate John Allen Muhammad's execution: [18]
• Is it fair use to post clips from a leaked celebrity sex tape? [19]
• Delaware Supreme Court decides that a "full and unconditional pardon" by the Governor means your name is removed from the state's sex offender registry: [20]
• The Mormon Church supports same-sex couples…as long as they don't get married: [21]
• You know that chemical (BPA) that's in plastic bottles? It makes your weenie all wobbly: [22]
• Azerbaijan's donkey bloggers get two years in prison: [23]
• Oh dear, it looks as though birther nutjob Orly Taitz allegedly told a guy to lie in court about being Barack Obama's gay lover: [24]
• The Arab world will get its very own Comedy Central: [25]
• School district of Bloomington, Minnesota refuses to let the American Legion lead Veterans' Day commemorations because the Legion decided it would be a good idea to lead students in prayer first: [26]
• Introducing ChristianChirp, the evangelical right's alternatve to Twitter: [27]

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• "Priest-Off," the new spray-on priest repellant for altar boys: [28]
• The 15 most shameless fake photos ever passed off as real: [29]

• You know those popular Facebook games such as Mafia Wars and Farmville? They're a scam: [1]
• Male school principal arrested for DUI, wearing very nice pink dress: [2]
• The American Family Association calls for the military to be purged of all Muslims: [3]
• Whistleblower warns that the US doesn't us want to know we're closer to running out of oil: [4]
• The endless censoring of labor: [5]
• Danvers, Massachusetts school principal bans kids from saying or displaying the word "meep:" [6]
• South Carolina district judge bans Christian "I Believe" license plate: [7]
• Supreme Court Justice Anthony M. Kennedy censors a high school newspaper's puff piece about him: [8]
• Representative Jim Moran (D-Virginia) wants to ban erectile dysfunction commercials from prime time TV: [9]
• Convicted murderer orders Wikipedia to shut up: [10]
• In the past five years, Pfizer has paid $7 billion in fines and penalties for breaking the law again and again…but that's okay because they have money to burn: [11]
• UK woman loses an appeal against a court order forbidding her from making loud noises during sex: [12]
• Swine flu preparations for the Hajj pilgrimage: [13]
• A call to rid the world of female genital mutilation, a.k.a. female circumcision: [14]
• New type of supernova discovered: [15]
• Los Angeles County supervisors to name Buzz Aldrin honorary consul general to the Moon: [16]
• In India, the gods spare a goat with six legs, four testicles and three penii from sacrifice: [17]
• Palestinians tear down chunk of Israel's wall, locally called the "Apartheid Wall:" [18]
• Earth was almost hit by an asteroid on November 6, 2009: [19]
• Pat Robertson opens his big stupid mouth again, this time about Muslims: [20]
• 350 private Aryan Nations emails leaked out, thanks to Wikileaks: [21]
• Texas prisons ban books on women's incarceration: [22]
• Apple bans Nancy Pelosi bobble head: [23]
• An "investigative journalist" position is open at Scientology's propaganda rag, Freedom magazine: [24]
• Hacker group "Control Your Info" hijacks dozens of Facebook sites: [25]
• More hysteria over the evil kiddie porn PC virus: [26]
• 67-year-old man beheaded in Uganda for witchcraft: [27] (We should really keep track of the average age of these people tortured and killed as witches, because we all know how brave and courageous it is for a mob to assault a senior citizen…)
• By the way, the new game Modern Warfare 2 includes an option that allows players to assume the role of a terrorist and attack victims: [28]

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• People of Wal-Mart: [29]