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= #* Poems from the Darkside = |
''by vader'' |
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'''++Poems from the Darkside is a collection of translations of Sith poetry from Lord Vader of the Darkside. Beneath the black suit, helmet and cape lies an inner emptiness which in faint and fleeting moments is realized with [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=emo emo]tionally-charged punk rock and poetry. Feel free to look upon these writings young deoxyian, yet it does not matter. Nothing matters, for all is [http://deoxy.org/wiki/Doom doom]ed.++''' |
== #* Dispassionate kisses == |
"Death is an icy kiss from the wounded depths of my tearful soul as it cries into the wind of pain weaving its way apathetically past me chilling me to my very bones in cruel rigor mortis, forever binding me in the shallow grave of my [http://deoxy.org/wiki/Doom doom]" - ''by vader'' |
== #* Dark Finger Period == |
"Wrapped in the dark fingers of misery and ghastly embrace lies my soul beaten chewed and leftover in the fridge for tomorrow's lunch. I'm engulfed by the rancid tendrils of 3rd period in Pre-Calc 201. The bell rings 45 minutes too late, my eyes belong to the lady [http://deoxy.org/wiki/Doom doom]." - ''by vader'' |
== #* Eternal Decomposition == |
"Feeling the bloody talons of the dread-father's knarled claw; tis a sweet release from the eternal toil that is existance. For to be alive is nought but to be decomposing slowly, ever marching to the hollow carcas of oblivion, dragging with me the soiled souls of the living, inviting them to sukkle at the whithered teat of [http://deoxy.org/wiki/Doom doom]" - ''by vader'' |
== #* Mother Tells Me... == |
"Darkness covers all I see and touch, I feel no pain only sorrow, I lose my grip on the sword I held, and turn to become a true shadow. Mother tells me to put my sword away and never speak of this abomination again. Pain, pain in my face... Shame, Shame in my heart... Mother tells me masturbation is a handshake with the devil; if that is so... then I consider him a friend; a friend in [http://deoxy.org/wiki/Doom doom]" - ''by vader'' |
== #* Flames from a Barbeque Demon == |
"Realise that I have forever been living a lie, for every moment spent in static bleakness is another ingredient in the tepid concoction of boiling tears, simmering in the cauldron of my life. Roasting over the flame of monstrous hellfire. Im an evil demon that has come to flame you all to bits of barbequed chicken so the ones that survive can eat your brains because that is what friends do when your zonked out and boxed in [http://deoxy.org/wiki/Doom doom]." - ''by vader'' |
== #* The Eternal Misgivings of Pope John VII == |
"Doom doom doom doom, doom doom doom doom, doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom, doom doom doom doom, doom doom doom doom, doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom dooooooom." ''[recited to the tune of the meow mix commercial]'' - ''by vader'' |
== #* Saviour was wrenched from mine grasp == |
"Wracked with agony are mine eyes. They tell a tale of greif and soliduted, the silent regret smouldering inside me like the festerng unborn child of a terminally ill panda. Breathlessly the featus contemplates being unleased upon the cold world of maggott-ridden aristocrasy, at last free to wreak havok and bring all of this worthless colony under its moth-eaten paw. A blade runs across its surface what bleeds is not blood, just [http://deoxy.org/wiki/Doom doom]." - ''by vader'' |
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== #* Darkness == |
Deep in that darkness peering |
Long i stood there |
Wondering |
Fearing |
Doubting? |
'' - ''by edgar allan poe vader'' |
== #* We are doomed == |
There is no hope, only despair |
there is no happiness only sadness |
there is no good, only evil |
there is no prosperity, only deprivaty |
there is no everything, there is nothing |
there is no love, only a hollowed shell...OF DOOM |
''by vader'' |
== #* The Heart is a Jedi Mind Trick == |
Thats low... |
Even for the darkside. |
You don't leave homies hangin. |
No, its too late... |
Not even the force can mend a broken heart. |
Perhaps, a jedi mind trick but not the force alone. |
''by vader'' |
== #* The Unleashed Sword of Damocles == |
"Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made. For years my conduct has been largely benign and yet without provocation you have severed our détente and forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful flames of a thousand suns. You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth. So go now... GO!!! And begin your life of FEAR!!! Knowing that when you least expect it the looming Sword of Damocles will crash down upon you cleaving you in twain and as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life you will regret the day you crossed the wrong Sith...",, |
''by vader'' |
== #* Atrophied Life in The Vice of Inexorable Hamburgers == |
Skinny fists raised to the sky, the starved orphan wept tears of blood. Judgment rained down upon him from the heavens, obliterating him, body and soul, as he surrendered to all encompassing doom; The rain keeps coming down, changing his smiles to frowns. "I should sleep this off..." But you may never sleep, for your dreams are blighted with visions of D00M!!! |
''by vader'' |
~~~*We suggest a bit of uniformity to all submissions in that they all remain emo and end with the word doom, but, in the end it doesn't matter really... nothing matters... its all cold black doom.~~~ |
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