NewsBot is a program that streams new headlines from [Deoxy:news deoxy.news] to our [http://irc.deoxy.org IRC] channel [irc:deoxy.org/news #news] and various web pages [http://deoxy.org/news] [http://deoxy.org/]. The bot consists of 367 lines of Meme:Perl using [http://search.cpan.org/~jmuhlich/Net-IRC/IRC.pm#NAME Net::IRC].