| Discordianism | |
| Mainly rips off Zen Buddhism and the Catholic Church. | Mainly rips off Fundamentalist Christians and UFO cults. |
| Eris, Goddess of Chaos. | JHVH-1, God of Wrath. |
| Preoccupied with accepting the world, as screwed up as it is. | Preoccupied with hating the Pinks, as screwed up as they are. |
| Pointlessly complicated mystical rituals. | Pointlessly complicated pseudo-scientific explanations. |
| One Goddess, entirely too many Saints. | One Saint of Sales, entirely too many Gods. |
| Founded in, like, California, dude. | Founded in TEXAS, Dammit! |
| Blames the Illuminati for everything bad. | Blames the Conspiracy for everything bad. |
| Dedicated to Chaos, Discord, Confusion, and Things We Know Not Of. | Dedicated to Slack. |
| No hierarchy or central headquarters. | PO Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214. |
| The Principia Discordia, and the Illuminatus! Trilogy. | |
| Some lame-os, and a lot of good material. | Some ‘Bobbies’, and a lot of good material. |
| Predicted Impending Doom in their Holey Book, but didn’t say exactly when. | Oops! |